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Fifteen Minutes of Infamy

In Blogging, Family, Parenting, Twins on October 24, 2011 at 2:14 PM

CNN.com Thursday, October 20, 2011

What started out as a crazy week, just got a little crazier. In addition to taking in a feral dog and seven puppies (story here), on Wednesday I get a call from a CNN Reporter who is writing a story on mistakes parents make.

Her story was about how, as parents, we can do things for our children that we later realize were mistakes. She asked me about mistakes I made. I told her how I used to microwave Claire’s plastic bottles and how I used to feed the twins in Bumbo Chairs on top of the table. We talked for 15 minutes about my mistakes and others she had interviewed. She then asked if I could send a photo for the article.

That night, I briefly mention it to Unnamed Husband not knowing when it would post to their website. Amidst the chaos of four kids, eight dogs  and one MacBook Pro with a cracked screen (thanks to David smashing my i-phone into it), I put CNN.com, the phone call and my parental misgivings out of mind.

The destruction of twins never ends.

We awake on Thursday to Cate throwing up from the stomach bug. The only redeeming factor was that I no longer had to go on a field trip with ten 3-year-olds. Mid morning, I put a movie on for  Cate and David and finally make a cup coffee and sit down at my (cracked) laptop. I check my email and notice several comments on my blog. Hmmm. I go to my blog and see the referring link from CNN.com. I click the link:

Stupid things parents do that put their kids at risk

and a giant picture of me! I laugh so loud that the twins come in dragging blankets wanting to know what’s so funny. I show them the (broken) screen with me on CNN.com, thankful they can’t read. Unimpressed, they go back to the Doodlebops.

I email the link to Unnamed Husband who calls immediately. Laughing together, we both post it to our Facebook pages. Within 30 minutes of the article posting on CNN, I had more hits than I ever had in a day on my blog. I spend the next couple of hours, cleaning up vomit and checking comments made on the article.

By mid afternoon, I had thousands of hits to my blog and had even made a few enemies.

I agree, I sound a bit like an idiot but I still revel in my fame.

Who are these people??? They read parenting articles and yet they want to spay the parents. Clearly they are not parents as they have way too much time on their hands.  Too bad they weren’t around to spay Momma Dog.

The stray dog who delivered puppies under our house - anyone know what kind of dog she is?

Haters will hate but that will not deter my excitement of having my fifteen minutes of infamy.

Pupdate: Here’s a photo of our pups at almost two weeks old. Five more are still available. Call to reserve yours today! Hopefully my new found fame will find these guys a home.

They Had Me at Shellac

In Beauty, Blogging on August 15, 2011 at 9:43 PM

My nails looked this fabulous to me. This photo is from http://www.essie.com/nail-colors/

Last month, I was perusing Facebook — my usual Sunday morning ritual –when I noticed a post from Woman’s Hospital announcing a mommy blogger contest. Without hesitation, I entered the contest because: #1 – I love that place, #2 – I am quite competitive and #3 – I have a tendency to create my own chaos.

After submitting a blog entry, I found out that I was chosen to be one of seven weekly bloggers. I announce the news to Unnamed Husband who immediately replies:

That’s great. When are your going to have time to do that?

Annoyed with his negativity, I confidently claim that I’ll find the time, all the while I’m thinking to myself:

Seriously, when am I going to find the freaking time to do this?!?!?

Considering that I have blogged 30 times in two years, the reality of me finding time to blog weekly should be interesting. If nothing else it should prove to be good fodder for my weekly post.

A few weeks ago, the Woman’s marketing team responsible for executing the blog invited us to an informational lunch. We arrive to swag bags and Shellac manicures. While I had heard of Shellac from my always in-the-know sister, I had not tried it yet. Honestly, I think my last manicure may have been for my wedding 10 years ago. My nails are terribly thin and I am a habitual picker so manicures last me all of two days.

At the meeting, I try to pay attention to the discussion but I am distracted because my nails look so good. They are so thick and shiny plus they were completely dry. No more fumbling with your keys trying not to mess up your nails. I’ve been Shellac’ed and I’m never going back.

Tickled, I return home to Unnamed Husband who generously kept the kids. He immediately asks if I will get paid to blog. I respond my flashing him my newly Shellac’ed nails and tell him about the meeting. Shockingly, he was not nearly as impressed as I was.

A week later, I had diligently worked on upcoming blogs as well as peeled every bit of Shellac off. Oh well, it sure beats my previous record of two days. I’m now on my second Shellac-ing and it’s been nearly two weeks.

Each Monday, my blog about our usual chaos will post here: http://themommygoround.womansblogs.org/ If you Like Woman’s Hospital on Facebook, you can also catch the updates there.

I will continue to update my blog as often as time allows. I know one thing — I won’t have to wait for my nails to dry.

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